i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture
when I don’t have to sleep I sleep all good and everything , but
when I have to the whole world changes and tells me to stay awake
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
what if life was easy for once!?! what a plot twist that would be.